worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via daisyfairy)

so i bought the first season of supernatural yesterday… i now realise how the fandom is reacting to later series so i dont want to watch it!!!

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason

(via harrypottertheboyonfire)

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

(via lardypoison)

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

(via lardypoison)

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

(via benjenstark)

jounouchii:

people still going to buy the xbox one

image

(via benjenstark)

mr-egbutt:

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

(via benjenstark)

freewilllhunting:

the real question is

if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be

(via clownlove-hippiedreams)

breakfast-at-1pm:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.


I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.


I fucking love this

breakfast-at-1pm:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.

I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

I fucking love this

(via where-art-thou-destroya)

wwruska:

kanrose:

wwruska:

[seductively licks keyboard]

Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling.

[horrified scream]

(via punkfrank)

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

(via avacant3x4)